Farting on Flight 4107 & The Best Fart Revenge Story- Mumbai, India- Family Travel Blog
There are few things one could be more proud of then a high-quality fart. This is perfect airplane etiquette, and one sharing moment that clearly should go down in the books under ‘classic’. Yes, poor flight 4107 had to face me farting shamelessly for the entire duration of the flight. This is clearly one of those things I will take to my death bed, lamenting the suffering I brought unto my fellow man by consuming that God-awful almost-pizza thing in the Goan airport.
The following video does not show me actually F-A-R-T-I-N-G live as that would be tasteless AND clearly draw too much attention to a situation I was simultaneously causing and pretending was not taking place. For you viewing pleasure, I present one too many TMI-farting confessions in the Mumbai airport bathroom stall, including one that Kobi WILL KILL ME FOR SHARING! And bonus-time, bonus-time, bonus-time: I’m giving you four other really funny fart videos just to make you blush/laugh/shake your head at how inappropriately un-PC I am.
Too Many TMI Farting Confessions Video- Mumbai, India
4- Family Farts – The Nutty Professor (4/12) Movie CLIP (1996) HD
Not fart related, but I love how ‘momma’ sees her boy’s beauty inside and out. And she claps, like Strong Wings did!
3- Fart-Tacular! | FAMILY GUY | FOX BROADCASTING
At 1:27 was hysterical. I’m dying laughing! Dying! And the song at 2:44 is classic!
2- Ultimate Farting in Times Square
Cute, pleasantly strange to see people’s reactions so a chronic farter in their faces.
1- George Carlin- Fart Jokes
I bow to the God in Inappropriate Humor himself. This one was postable. Search and you will find one about farts from third-world countries that even I could not post. I know! That good!
And so my in-depth fart research ends here. “Mom, what did you do today while I was in school?”
Me: Well, son, I researched the funniest fart videos online.
Now, that is a relevant education and surely a life lived with full passion. Cuz we’re alive today, friends. Yes!
If you haven’t watched this 1:10 of pure inspiration, please do. The Nomadic Family Project did an amazing job on it!
Any good toilet tales and fart stories? Do tell. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours, well, I just did, so… your turn! TMI at it’s finest!
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Insanely unorthodox, embarrassingly honest, and on her path towards spiritual awareness, Gabi Klaf blogs about her family’s ups and downs in their now third year of non-stop budget world travel. This family of five has lived with an indigenous tribe in the jungles of Ecuador, hitchhiked throughout the world, danced with drunk Vietnamese at weddings, and hiked the entire Annapurna Circuit trek with a documentary film crew in tow. Gabi writes about the untold sides of family travel life, those moments that take your breath away, adventures and mishaps while globetrotting, and how bits of her soul remain in this small town and off the side of that river. She is a guitar-stumming, energy-healing, ADHD wind-loving scaredy cat. Hugely romantic, tantalizingly sweet, and hysterically funny, Gabi Klaf represents a rare Rubik’s Cube of family world adventure.
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